Dear Phone Company,
Not only did Mr. Patrick Owen Doors give you a fake number (mine) but he also gave you a fake name. While I have come to enjoy the brief chats with your various Customer Service Agents for the past few weeks concerning this matter, I will have to ask that you stop now. I will, of course, pass on your urgent message for Mr. Paddy O' Doors concerning his account status, but one would assume that not being real might hinder his ability to be concerned about tangible real-world matters such as telephone bills and account statuses.
Love always,
Rob.
P.S : Same goes for his wife, Patricia.
8 comments:
Rob this is hilarious. That made me laugh out loud for real.
Mr. Paddy O Doors - classic.
Pat and Pat. Ha. Sorry for your luck Rob.
Allison : At first, I was impressed that they managed to fool them. But they seriously keep calling, and it's getting to be a pain.
Heather : Thanks for your kind words. It would of course have to happen to me. I am trying to make the best of a ridiculous situation, as is my way.
Cheers!
At least you didn't have an angry Ukrainian woman call you 10 times in 10 minutes, and a few times at 2 am. Only to leave 5 angry voicemails.
Allison : True. But that sounds infinitely more fun than my situation. I hope she only spoke in Ukrainian.
Haha! I love this :)
lol HILARIOUS!
This is too funny!! Hopefully they get the hint soon and can stop calling you.
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